You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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