dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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