Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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