she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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