That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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