I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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