So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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