Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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