we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives