So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god