I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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