And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
