great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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