Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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