He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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