Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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