No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
