Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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