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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.

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(970): View more from Colorado

No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...

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(989): View more from Michigan

From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.

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(661): View more from California

What a dumb baby whore.

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(954): View more from Florida

My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??

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(925): View more from California

michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.

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(917): View more from New York City

I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements

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(585): View more from New York

just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it

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