I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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