nut hugger
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
i now understand why vodka
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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