brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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