Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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