Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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