Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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