Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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