Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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