My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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