the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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