But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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