Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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