Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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