Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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