Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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