just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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