belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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