I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
either way he was missing a nipple.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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