Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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