He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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