My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I looked at my own cervix.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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