i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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