This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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