She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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