I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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