There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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