Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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