just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this just has baby written all over it
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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