I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
im six kinds of drunk right now
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize