Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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