Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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