Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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