who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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