remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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