I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I FOUND THE LEGS
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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