windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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